The sarlacc pit is a well-known feature of Tatooine’s Dune Sea and a fixture of a few key moments in the stories of beloved characters like Luke Skywalker, Boba Fett, and now, The Mandalorian. But when it comes to this beloved pit of death and digestion, there’s relatively little known of its origins, place in the world, or presence as a big scary sand hole. So let’s dive in (or hopefully over) and discuss some little known facts about this vicious sand sphincter.

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To begin, the sarlacc pit in the Dune Sea is not the only one that exists. It is named “The Great Pit of Carkoon” and is owned by Jabba the Hutt until his death in 4 ABY. After that, it was presumably a free agent. There are references to sarlaccs being evolutionarily related to creatures like rathtars and other eldrich horror’s of the Star Wars galaxy. Additionally, at least one pit is known to exist on each of the planets Felucia and Vodran. …


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Image via TriStar

You read that correctly. It is this writer’s view that Matilda, the 1996 superhero film (based on the story by Roald Dahl) about a young girl whose parents don’t care for her very much, is, in fact, a charming example of leftist media.

The political underpinnings of Matilda are plain as day. An examination of the unjust nature of hierarchical social organizations, a rebuke of the federal government’s ability to infringe on constitutional rights, a nuanced jab at anti-intellecutualism, and (of course) a complete critique of capitalism are some of the myriad left-leaning dalliances of the beloved family film.

One can forgive the casual viewer for seeing simply a quirky morality tale colored by fun performances, wacky set-pieces, and crash zooms enough for a lifetime. And if you take in this Danny DeVito directed (I know, right?) daydream and take away no political conclusions, you’ve not watched the film incorrectly or anything. It is a complete and entertaining piece of work that brilliantly juggles fantasy fun with some truly solemn beats. …


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Image via Warner Bros.

***Disclaimer: In this piece, I poke fun at Zack Snyder, his body of work, and his most aggressive fans. Its all meant in good spirits and if you read till the end, you’ll know my real feelings on the situation.***

You may be familiar with the Warner Bros. HBOMax project known interchangeably as “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” and “The Snyder Cut of Justice League”. …


This is a long one, folks.

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Adam Driver as Kylo Ren via Vanity Fair

Until December 15, 2017, I wasn’t the biggest fan of Kylo Ren. Following the release of Episode VII, I was impressed by Adam Driver’s performance and compelled a little by the idea of a pretender antagonist. The concept of a villain tempted away from the dark side by the light was…enough to hold my attention, but not much more. My heart belonged to Rey and Finn and Poe as the stunningly charming heroes of this new trilogy. …


— -Minor “Spoilers” for a 50+ year old Seminal Work of Fiction Ahead — -

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There’s a chapter a little over halfway through Frank Herbert’s monumental science fiction epic, Dune, that reframes the setting of the novel entirely. At first, the story is that of dense politicking, meetings between leaders and lieutenants to discuss navigating a treacherous world of back-stabbing and decades-long schemes. Then, action breaks out, characters fight, run, and die. Suddenly in the midst of tense action and angst-filled reflection, a brief moment of perspective-shift brings environmentalism forward in the text and changes how the reader engages with the rest of the story and how they reflect on what’s come before. …

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